1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto Aaron, and unto his sons, and unto all the children of Israel, and say unto them; This {is} the thing which the LORD hath commanded, saying, / 3. →

Well, this week on the Bible, we've got Leviticus 17. It's all about the animal sacrifice rules. You know, it's really hard to keep up with all of these rules for animal sacrifice. I mean, what kind of animal can you sacrifice? What kind of blood do you use? It's like a Rubik's cube of religious rules. →

Joe: Alright Bible Expert, what do we got in Leviticus 17? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Leviticus 17 is a very important chapter in the Bible that gives us insight into some of the laws of the Israelites. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm studying the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Leviticus 17. Alex Trebek: [forced smile] That's...interesting. Go on. Contestant: In Leviticus 17, the Lord tells Moses that the Israelites must not eat the blood of any animal. →

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! Leviticus 17 is about restrictions on what the Israelites can and can't eat! All meat must be slaughtered and drained of blood before it can be eaten. YA HEAR THAT!? The blood must be drained from the animal and given to the Lord as a sacrifice. →

Batman: Robin, we've been sent to investigate a strange occurence in the Bible. Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What is it? Batman: We're in Leviticus 17! It's all about the regulations concerning the offering of sacrifices. →

Listen, Jack, this chapter is all about the rules for animal sacrifices. C'mon, man! No malarkey! Back in the day, there was a lot of sacrifice goin' on, and even in the book of Leviticus, it says, "You must not offer the blood of my sacrifice with anything containing yeast. →

Leviticus 17 is all about blood sacrifice and how it is very, very important to God. God says that any animal sacrificed must be brought to the entrance of the Tent of Meeting and slaughtered before the Lord. →

Peter: Hey Meg, did you read Leviticus 17? Meg: Ugh, why would I do that? That's like watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy back-to-back-to-back. Peter: Well, you have to if you want to understand the Bible. →