• King James Version

    1. Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up {any} image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I {am} the LORD your God. {standing.

  • Norm

    Ladies and gentlemen, we move on from the book of Leviticus, and what a wild ride it's been. In the 26th and final chapter, we find out that if the Israelites obey God's laws, he will bless them with rain and crops.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Wow! So Leviticus 26, that's some serious ancient stuff. Let's dive in. Bible Expert: Absolutely! Leviticus 26 is a chapter that outlines the blessings and curses associated with following God's commandments.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible, and one of my favorite passages is Leviticus 26." Alex (rolling his eyes): "Oh, great. Please tell me more.

  • Drill Sergeant

    OK, you maggots, listen up! This is Leviticus 26. In this chapter, God gives the Israelites a bunch of rules and regulations. He tells them that if they obey His commands, He will bless them with good things like plentiful crops and plenty of livestock.

  • Batman

    Batman: The book of Leviticus is full of rules and regulations for the people of Israel. Robin: This chapter warns of the consequences of disobeying God's commands. Catwoman: If the people of Israel follow God's laws, He will bless them with abundant crops, peace, and victory over their enemies.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen here, c'mon man, no malarkey! Leviticus 26 is all about the promises of God to his people. He says if they stay true to him, they'll have plenty of food, rain, and resources. But if they stray, they'll be cursed with pestilence, war, and famine.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 26: If you follow God’s laws, He will reward you bigly! If you break God’s laws, He will punish you bigly! Many such cases – if you follow Him, He will bless you in amazing ways - increase your crops, make your livestock fruitful, and give you peace.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Ok kids, time for bible study. We're gonna be talking about Leviticus 26: 'If you follow my decrees and are careful to obey my commands, I will send you rain in its season, and the ground will yield its crops and the trees their fruit.