• King James Version

    1. And if his oblation {be} a sacrifice of peace offering, if he offer {it} of the herd; whether {it be} a male or female, he shall offer it without blemish before the LORD. / 2. And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and kill it {at} the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron's sons the priests shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar round about.

  • Norm

    Leviticus 3. This chapter sure is a doozy. God tells the Israelites that all peace offerings made to him must be without blemish. Any part of the animal that is not burned on the altar must be eaten by the priests.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Leviticus 3. What can you tell us about it? Bible Expert: Well, Leviticus 3 is all about the sacrifices that the Israelites are supposed to make to the Lord. It begins with instructions for the peace offering, which is a sacrifice of an animal that is to be eaten by the people who made the offering.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm really into the Bible, and I'd like to share a summary of one of the chapters with you. Alex (rolling his eyes): Oh, not again. Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS! Leviticus 3 is all about offering sacrifices to God. This includes the Peace Offering, which is a sacrifice of thanksgiving and goodwill. You offer an animal, usually a cow or a sheep, and burn it on an altar as an offering to God.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, faithful citizens of Gotham! We have a task to attend to! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: We must investigate the book of Leviticus, chapter 3! Joker: What's that, Batman? Some kind of Bible book?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Leviticus Chapter 3 is all about sacrifices. No malarkey! See here, Jack, when you offer a sacrifice to the Lord, it must be a male animal without defect. Literally, my father used to say, no lame animal will do for the Lord.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow, Leviticus 3 is an incredible chapter! Bigly incredible, if I may say so. It's all about how the Israelites are to offer sacrifices to the Lord. It's very, very clear that the Lord wants His people to show their faithfulness to Him by offering animals for sacrifice.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 3. Alright, so it's about sacrifices and stuff. You know, like when Lois said she wanted to make a sacrifice to keep Stewie in line? Brian: Yeah, that was a great episode. And in this chapter, it says that if you want to make a sacrifice to the Lord, it can be either a bull, a sheep, or a goat.