Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 3. Alright, so it's about sacrifices and stuff. You know, like when Lois said she wanted to make a sacrifice to keep Stewie in line?

Brian: Yeah, that was a great episode. And in this chapter, it says that if you want to make a sacrifice to the Lord, it can be either a bull, a sheep, or a goat.

Stewie: Hey, I know a great joke about a bull and a goat. (beat) Did you hear about the bull and the goat who walked into a bar?

Peter: Yeah, Stewie, that's great, now back to the chapter. So, if you're going to make a sacrifice, you have to put your hands on the head of the animal, and then you have to kill it and sprinkle the blood around.

Lois: That's a little gruesome, don't you think?

Peter: Yeah, but it was part of how they worshipped God back then.

Brian: Yeah, and then they had to put the fat and some other organs on the altar, and then they'd have a big feast.

Stewie: Hey, I know a great joke about an altar and a feast. (beat) Did you hear about the altar and the feast that walked into a bar?

Peter: Stewie, please, it's getting a little old. Just focus on the chapter, okay? So yeah, the Lord says it's important to make sacrifices, and that's pretty much it.