Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 2. God's all like, "OK, so when you bring me an offering of grain, it should be fine flour, mixed with oil and frankincense. And it shouldn't be cooked in a microwave, it should be baked in an oven. And don't forget the avocado toast!

Lois: Ha! Can you imagine if they had microwaves back then?

Stewie: That's right, Lois. Can you imagine? They'd be like, "Oh, God, we have to wait for this grain to cook? What is this, the Stone Age?"

Brian: Yeah, and then God would be all like, "Uh, no. You can't cook it in the microwave, you gotta bake it in an oven and then it's gonna be great. Like a giant oven-baked burrito."

Peter: Oh, and it shouldn't just be any oil, it should be olive oil. Like the stuff you get at Olive Garden.

Lois: You know, I think I actually like the offerings better than the Ten Commandments.

Stewie: Yeah, because the offerings are way more delicious!