Peter: "Alright, this chapter is Leviticus 21! Let's see what it's about ... uh ... oh boy, it's about the priests and how they should maintain their holiness. They can't marry a divorced woman or a prostitute, and they must keep their hair cut short. But if any of them have a disfigurement, that's cool."

Lois: "Wait, wait, wait. That's a little too much of a 'holier than thou' attitude, don't you think? I mean, it's basically saying that those with disfigurements are okay, but those without are better."

Brian: "Oh, come on, Lois. That's not what it's saying at all. It's just saying that if someone has a disfigurement, they don't have to maintain the same level of holiness. It's like, if you have a physical disability, you don't have to be as physically fit as someone who doesn't."

Stewie: "Yeah, but it still seems like there's an underlying message of 'better than thou' going on here. I mean, why can't a priest marry a divorced woman or a prostitute? That just doesn't seem fair."

Peter: "Oh, come on, guys. Let's not get too hung up on the details. The important thing is that the priests need to stay holy and maintain their purity."

Brian: "Right, and the chapter is saying that if you have a physical disfigurement, that's okay, and you don't have to be held to the same standards as everyone else."

Lois: "I guess that makes sense. I still think it's a little weird, but I guess it's a fair point."