Peter: Alright, so according to Leviticus 15, it's all about, uh, [clears throat] uh, you know, being clean. No touching of Unclean things, that sort of thing.

Lois: Wow, okay.

Brian: Ah, yeah, it's actually about how to handle bodily discharges and other related impurities.

Peter: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for clarifying, Brian.

Lois: So, what does it say?

Peter: Uhh, well, it says that if you have a bodily discharge, you're considered unclean, and you have to be careful not to touch anything that is clean. And then, if someone has a discharge, they have to bathe in water and then they are clean again.

Brian: Ah, yeah, and then there's also some other stuff about dealing with clothing and bedding that has been soiled by a bodily discharge.

Lois: That makes sense. Anything else?

Peter: Uhh, yeah, there's also a lot of stuff about how to deal with women's menstruation and other issues related to that.

Brian: Ah, yeah, and then there's also a lot of rules about how to deal with sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Peter: Yeah, it's like, they have to bathe in water and stay away from certain places and stuff.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of rules.

Peter: Yeah, it's like, the Bible really wants us to stay clean, you know? Like, "hey, don't be a slob, Stewie!" [Stewie gives him a dirty look] I mean, uh, don't be a slob, everyone!