Hey folks, this is Norm MacDonald with the Bible Report here on Weekend Update.

Today we got Leviticus 15, the one where God talks about bodily fluids.

We only got a few verses here, but they're all about what happens if someone discharges, uh, certain fluids. It's pretty specific.

If a man has a discharge, he's unclean until the evening. If a woman has a discharge, she's unclean for seven days.

And if a man has a discharge of semen, he's unclean for seven days and anything he touches will be unclean until evening.

Yup, that's the Bible for ya!

That's all the time we have for today, folks. See ya next time!