Well, folks, this week we've got a real classic: Leviticus 18. The Big Guy up top seems to really like rules and regulations, and this one is no exception. It's an absolute laundry list of who not to love: no incest, no adultery, no animals of the same gender getting it on. We even get a warning about getting too close to your neighbor's wife. Plus, some extra-special rules for the Israelites: no sacrificing kids to Molech, no getting too close to your family to marry them, and no lying with your sister. All in all, it's a real doozy. So, if you're looking for a good time, you might want to look elsewhere.