Hey folks, this Leviticus 5 is a real doozy. Here's the deal: if you accidentally break any of the Lord's laws, you gotta make it right. You got to bring a female lamb or a female goat as a sacrifice to the Lord, and if you don't have enough money to buy a lamb, you can bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons. C'mon, man! Then you gotta present your offering to the priest, who will offer it up to the Lord, and you will be forgiven.

Listen, Jack, you gotta be careful because if you sin knowingly, you must bring a much bigger sacrifice. Like, you gotta bring a ram without blemish and its blood must be sprinkled on the altar. And you gotta make restitution for the wrong you did, plus an extra fifth of the value. No malarkey!

My father used to say, "If you ain't careful, you'll have to pay." I'm not joking. In fact, if you break any of the Lord's laws, you gotta pay the price! See here, Jack, it's just that simple. What was that? You got to make it right! Or, uh, you know, you ain't gonna get away with it. Not gonna happen.

I tell you what, if you sin, you gotta make it right. Excuse me, that's what the Lord wants. Literally. You got to bring a female lamb or a female goat as a sacrifice and present it to the priest. Then you gotta make restitution for the wrong you did. That's the deal with Leviticus 5.