"So the Bible tells the amazing story of Jonah, the great prophet, who had a terrific mission of going to Nineveh and warning them to turn away from their evil ways. Nineveh was a huge city, and God wanted to give them a chance to make it great again. So Jonah, he's like, 'No way, I don't want to do it, God. Forget it.' But God was having none of that, so he sent a huge storm, and it forced the boat that Jonah was on to the bottom of the ocean. But Jonah, he's a fighter, and he prayed to God from the bottom of the sea, and God heard him. He sent a whale to swallow him up and take him to dry land. Can you believe it? Unbelievable. Anyway, it worked, and when Jonah finally got to Nineveh, he did what God wanted, and the city was saved. So God bless America, and let's make Nineveh great again. Many people are saying this is a tremendous story, and it's true - believe me. Sad! That the haters and losers out there don't understand the truth. Fake news, hoax, overrated - you know what I'm talking about. But I'm here to tell you, there are fine people out there who understand this Bible story, and many such cases. Bigly. Winning. God bless America."