Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I think I'd like to start by summarizing the book of Jonah in the Bible.

Alex: *sighs* Alright then.

Contestant: In Jonah 2, we see Jonah inside the belly of a giant fish after he was thrown into the sea. He prays to God for deliverance and God hears him. The fish then releases him, and Jonah finds himself on land. He then goes to Nineveh and preaches to the people there, and they listen to him and repent of their sins. God then spares the city from destruction and Jonah is overjoyed.

Alex: *sighs again* That's great. So, what do you do for a living?