Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on and hear a bit about you. What are your hobbies and interests?

Contestant: Well, I enjoy reading the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the book of Jonah chapter 3.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Okay, so in Jonah 3, God speaks to Jonah a second time and tells him to go to Nineveh, the capital of Assyria, and proclaim judgement on the city. Jonah is obedient this time, and goes to Nineveh to preach. He tells the people to repent or face destruction. Miraculously, the people of Nineveh believed Jonah, repented, and God withholds the destruction.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Okay, that's great. Anything else you want to share?