Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd love to talk about the book of Jonah in the Bible!

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! The book of Jonah starts off with God telling Jonah to go to Nineveh to preach against its wickedness. But instead of following God's orders, Jonah decides to run away and boards a ship.

Alex Trebek: Interesting...

Contestant: It gets better! On the ship, a violent storm arises and the sailors throw Jonah overboard. God then sends a giant fish to swallow Jonah and he spends three days in the belly of the fish. During this time, Jonah repents and prays to God, and God saves him.

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* Alright then, moving on...