Alex: So, what's your name and where are you from?

Contestant: My name is [Name], and I'm from [Location]. Actually, I wanted to tell you a bit about the Bible. It's an amazing book!

Alex: [Visibly frustrated] Uh, I'm sure it's a very interesting book, but perhaps you can tell me something about yourself instead?

Contestant: Sure. Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I wanted to tell you about what I just read in Exodus 30. It talks about how God instructs Moses to construct the altar of incense and the laver of bronze. Then God commands Moses to make the anointing oil and the incense to be used in the tabernacle. After that, God instructs Moses to make a census of all the people over the age of 20 and collect a half-shekel tax from each of them.

Alex: [Visibly exasperated] Uh, that's...interesting. What else can you tell me about yourself?