• King James Version

    1. And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: {of} shittim wood shalt thou make it. / 2. A cubit {shall be} the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof; foursquare shall it be: and two cubits {shall be} the height thereof: the horns thereof {shall be} of the same.

  • Norm

    Okay, so here's Exodus 30: the Lord tells Moses to make a special altar for burning incense and to anoint it with holy oil. Ah, yeah, and then he goes on to say that only the priests can burn incense on it, so don't even think about it, common folk.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have our Bible expert on the show today. Let's hear it! What's this chapter about? Bible Expert: Exodus 30 is all about instructions for making a bronze altar and the instructions for making special incense for burning on that altar.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what's your name and where are you from? Contestant: My name is [Name], and I'm from [Location]. Actually, I wanted to tell you a bit about the Bible. It's an amazing book! Alex: [Visibly frustrated] Uh, I'm sure it's a very interesting book, but perhaps you can tell me something about yourself instead?

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is EXODUS 30! Yahweh tells Moses to build an altar for burnt offering, a laver for washing, and anointing oil. Then, He says to collect a half-shekel from each of the men over 20, to use in the service of the sanctuary.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy hand washing, Batman! It looks like Exodus 30 is all about the importance of cleanliness. Batman: That's right, Robin. In this chapter, God instructs Moses to make a bronze basin and a stand for it, so that the priests can wash their hands and feet before they enter the Tabernacle.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Exodus 30 is about a holy anointing oil that was used to consecrate the tabernacle and all the things in it. It was made from myrrh, cinnamon, cane and cassia and mixed with olive oil.

  • Donald Trump

    Exodus 30 is an amazing chapter in the Bible! This chapter focuses on the altar of incense, which is a tremendous and huge deal in the Bible. The Lord tells Moses to make the altar of incense out of acacia wood and then overlay it with gold.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in this chapter, God instructs Moses and the Israelites to build a special altar for burning incense. And he tells them to make a bronze basin for washing up with. Oh, and he also tells them to collect a special tax from each person in the community.