• King James Version

    1. Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness. {raise: or, receive} / 2. Thou shalt not follow a multitude to {do} evil; neither shalt thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest {judgment}: {speak: Heb.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's me, Norm MacDonald here to tell you about some of the stuff God told Moses in Exodus 23. So, apparently, God says: Don't spread lies about other people, and don't follow the majority when they're wrong.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so this is from the second book of the Bible, Exodus, and the chapter is 23. What's the deal here? Bible Expert: Well, Exodus 23 is all about laws and regulations, such as not bearing false witness, not taking bribes, and not following the majority in doing wrong.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to something more interesting. Tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just about to tell you about Exodus 23. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In this chapter, God tells the Israelites not to spread false rumors, to keep their promises, and to keep the Sabbath Day holy.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION, MAGGOTS! THIS IS THE BOOK OF EXODUS CHAPTER 23! LISTEN UP, OR YOU'LL BE DOING SQUATS TILL YOUR LEGS FALL OFF! YOU GOT THAT? YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE HERE WE GO! GOD FIRST TELLS YOU TO NOT SPREAD RUMORS.

  • Batman

    Batman: The Lord spoke to Moses and said, "You shall not make a false oath. You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether he is one of your countrymen or one of the aliens who is in your land within your gates.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking. God told Moses, no malarkey, 'Don't follow the majority when they're wrong - c'mon, man!'. See here, Jack, God said, 'Don't back down from 'em, don't go along with 'em, don't even talk with 'em'.

  • Donald Trump

    Exodus 23 is a terrific chapter with much to learn. Believe me, there are many things to note in this chapter. God tells us to not bear false witness, to not follow the majority when they do wrong, to not show partiality in judgement, and to not spread a false report.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in Exodus 23, God tells Moses that he should never make a false promise and that he should stay away from wicked people. God also says that every seventh year, all debts should be cancelled and everyone should be allowed to go free.