Batman: The Lord spoke to Moses and said, "You shall not make a false oath. You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether he is one of your countrymen or one of the aliens who is in your land within your gates.

Robin: That's right, Batman. The Lord also said that for six years you may sow your land and gather its produce, but in the seventh year you shall let it rest and abandon it, so that the needy of your people may eat; what they leave, the beasts of the field may eat.

Joker: Oh, that's so generous, Batman! What else did the Lord say?

Batman: The Lord also commanded: "You shall not pervert justice due the stranger or the fatherless, nor take a widow's garment as a pledge.

Robin: Wow! He must really care about the poor and vulnerable.

Joker: Aw, what a softy. I guess crime doesn't pay, eh?