Batman: Robin, we must hurry to the book of Exodus!

Robin: What's the emergency, Batman?

Batman: We must stop the villainous craftsmanship of Bezalel and Oholiab and their wicked plans to build the Ark of the Covenant!

Robin: But, Batman, what are they building?

Batman: They are building an elaborate chest of gold-plated acacia wood, with two gold-covered cherubim and a lid of solid gold.

Joker: Ha ha ha! That sounds like a priceless treasure to me!

Batman: It may be valuable to you, Joker, but it is a holy object to the Israelites.

Catwoman: Ooh, I'd love to get my claws on that!

Batman: Not if I can help it, Catwoman!

Riddler: But why would they build such a thing?

Batman: To contain the sacred tablets inscribed with the Ten Commandments.

Penguin: What a waste of money!

Batman: The Ark of the Covenant is not about money, Penguin. It's about faith and devotion.