Peter: Okay, so in Exodus 23, God tells Moses that he should never make a false promise and that he should stay away from wicked people. God also says that every seventh year, all debts should be cancelled and everyone should be allowed to go free.

Lois: And then God tells Moses that no one should go to court without a witness, and that three times a year, everyone should celebrate a festival.

Stewie: And then God tells Moses that he should offer sacrifices at the festival, but that if he doesn't, then God will destroy his enemies.

Brian: Yeah, and then God tells Moses that if he obeys God's commands, then he'll be blessed in all he does.

Quagmire: Well, that's all fine and good, but what about the pop culture references?

Peter: Oh, right! So God says that if you don't obey his commands, then you're gonna end up like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park!