Lois: Alright, so what's going on in this chapter?

Peter: Oh, uh, something about the making of the tabernacle.

Brian: Wow, sounds like a real snooze-fest.

Lois: Peter, don't be so rude.

Peter: Oh, come on, Lois. This is the Bible - it's like watching paint dry. Hey, remember that episode of Family Guy where I painted the living room?

Lois: Peter, focus.

Peter: Sorry. So, uh, God told Moses to tell the Israelites to bring Him all the materials for the tabernacle. Bezalel and Oholiab were appointed to lead the craftsmen that would build it. Everyone was to bring in their own donations, from the finest spices and fabrics to the gold and silver.

Lois: Wait, did it say what the tabernacle was for?

Brian: Yeah, it's where God would meet with the Israelites and communicate with them.

Peter: Oh yeah, and it said something about the Sabbath, too.

Lois: That's right - God told them to observe the Sabbath and not to do any work on it.

Peter: Oh, and don't forget the pop culture reference - it said not to light any fires on the Sabbath, just like Boba Fett didn't light any fires when he was trying to find the Millennium Falcon!