Peter: Okay, so in Exodus 26, God's like, 'Build a tabernacle out of acacia wood, and then cover it with curtains!' And then he's like, 'Make sure the curtains are made out of fine woven linen and blue, purple, and scarlet yarn.' It's like, 'And then put the cherubim embroidered on it!'

Lois: Cherubim, huh? Like in the movie "The Avengers"?

Peter: No, no, no, Lois. Not those kind of cherubim. These were little angelic figures.

Brian: Yeah, like in the movie "Tangled"!

Peter: Ugh, no, Brian! Not like those either.

Stewie: Oh, I know! Cherubim like in the video game "Smite"!

Peter: That's not what I meant either, Stewie! Anyways, God was like, 'And then make the tabernacle out of ten curtains' and then cover it with goats' hair and ram skins dyed red.

Lois: Goats' hair and ram skins? I'm sorry, but this all sounds like a bunch of nonsense.

Peter: Yeah, I know, Lois. But God was like, 'Do it anyway!' So they did. And then they made a frame out of acacia and overlaid it with gold.

Stewie: Gold? Like in the movie "Gremlins 2"?

Peter: No, Stewie. Not like that. This was real gold.

Brian: Wow, that must have been expensive!

Peter: Yeah, it was! And then they made a screen for the door of the tabernacle out of blue, purple, and scarlet yarn and fine woven linen.

Lois: Well, I guess God knows what he's doing.