"Hey, this is Norm MacDonald here with the latest chapter of the Bible, Exodus 26. It's all about the construction of the Tabernacle and its interior furnishings. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking - a lot of hard labor and not a lot of fun. But actually, it's kinda cool. They use lots of gold and silver, and even have a golden cherubim on the cover! So if you're looking for a way to spruce up your home, take a page from the Bible, folks - look no further than Exodus 26. That's the news - and I'm outta here!"