"Weekend Update: Exodus 3. This chapter is all about a dude named Moses who goes up a mountain and God tells him to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. So Moses is like, 'Uh, no way, man.' But God's like, 'Moses, don't worry, I got your back. I'll be with you.' So Moses is like, 'Ok, fine, I'll do it!' So that's what this chapter is all about. God's got your back."