"Ladies and gentlemen, this week on Weekend Update, we're diving deep into the Bible. This week, it's all about Exodus 21, where the Children of Israel get a whole bunch of rules - the Ten Commandments ain't got nothin' on these! We're talking about how to treat slaves, what to do in case of injury, and how to deal with animals - basically, how to handle all the crazy situations that can come up in life. So, if you're looking for some ancient wisdom on life, look no further than Exodus 21."