Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I wanted to take this time to give you a brief summary of Exodus 26.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright. Go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! Exodus 26 describes the instructions given to Moses, Aaron, and the Israelites for constructing the tabernacle. This includes detailed instructions for the making of the curtains and the coverings of the tabernacle, as well as the frames and boards, and the installation of the veil and other components.

Alex Trebek: [groans] That's nice, but can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but let me just finish summarizing Exodus 26 real quick. There are also instructions for the making of the ark and the altar, the installation of the laver, and the dedication of the priests.

Alex Trebek: [frustrated] I'm sure that's all very interesting, but I'm really not interested. Can we please talk about something else?