Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for fun?

Contestant: Well, I love reading the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sigh] Well, what can you tell me about it?

Contestant: Sure! In Exodus 17, the people of Israel are still wandering through the wilderness. They are thirsty and complaining to Moses, so Moses has them strike a rock and water comes out. They call the place Massah and Meribah, because of their complaints. Then the people of Amalek come attack the Israelites, but Moses and Aaron lead the Israelites in battle, and God helps them win.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs again] Yes, I'm sure that's very interesting, but can we talk about something else?