Alex: So, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: I like to study the Bible, specifically the book of Exodus.

Alex: [sighs] Alright...tell me more.

Contestant: Well, in chapter 14, God tells Moses that he is going to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. Moses then informs Pharaoh of this, who is not pleased, and Pharaoh sends his army after them. The Israelites are afraid, but God tells them not to be, and he parts the Red Sea for them to cross. Pharaoh's army is destroyed in the sea, and the Israelites are safe on the other side.

Alex: [groans] Well, that's...interesting. So, what other hobbies do you have?