Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your spare time?"

Contestant: "Well, I recently read the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about it, starting with Exodus 22!"

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* "Alright, if you must...Go ahead."

Contestant: "Exodus 22 talks about how God commanded the Israelites to be fair when it comes to lending and borrowing. It states that no one should take advantage of the poor by charging them unreasonable interest, and that they should not take someone's cloak as a pledge. It also includes laws about animals, specifically that if someone's ox or sheep strays, they must return it to its owner. Additionally, it says that if someone damages someone else's property, they must make restitution."

Alex Trebek: *Rolls his eyes* "Uh-huh. Anything else?"

Contestant: "The chapter also goes on to say that no one should take advantage of a foreigner, widows, or orphans, and that those who do harm or take advantage of them will be punished."

Alex Trebek: *Frustrated* "Right, great. Moving on to something else now..."