Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?

Contestant: Well, I love to read the Bible! Recently, I've been studying Exodus 27.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if we must. So what does Exodus 27 say?

Contestant: Exodus 27 tells us that God gave Moses instructions for building an altar for burning offerings to Him. It also tells us how to make the oil for the lampstand and how to make the incense altar.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes.] Right. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! It also describes the priests' garments and how they should be worn. It even outlines the qualifications for the priests who will serve at the altar.

Alex Trebek: [Groans.] Please tell me this is the last chapter you are going to talk about.

Contestant: That's it for Exodus 27.