Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd start by summarizing the Bible!

Alex Trebek (sighs in frustration): Oh, here we go again. Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! In Exodus 2, we learn about the birth of Moses. His mother puts him in a basket and sends him down the river to save him from Pharaoh's orders to kill all the Hebrew boys. Pharaoh's daughter finds him and decides to keep him. Later, when Moses is grown, he kills an Egyptian who was mistreating a Hebrew. Pharaoh hears about this and tries to kill Moses, so Moses flees to Midian, where he meets his future father-in-law and marries Zipporah.

Alex Trebek (shaking his head): Unbelievable. Well, that's enough about the Bible. What other hobbies do you have?