Listen up! In Exodus 2, a baby boy was born to a Hebrew family. His parents put him in a basket and floated him down the river to save him from the wicked Pharaoh who wanted to kill all the Hebrew baby boys. The basket was found by Pharaoh's daughter, who adopted the baby and named him Moses. Years later, Moses kills an Egyptian for beating a Hebrew, then flees to Midian, where he marries a woman and becomes a shepherd. God then speaks to Moses from a burning bush and tells him to return to Egypt and free the Hebrews from slavery. That's it, maggots!