Exodus 4! Listen up, you maggots! Moses was chillin' with God, and God told him to go to Egypt, but Moses was all like, "Uh, no thanks, God. Who am I to go?" So God was all like, "BRING ME SOME SIGNS!" So Moses was all like, "Uh, okay." So God gave him three signs: (1) turning his staff into a snake, (2) turning his hand white with leprosy, and (3) turning water into blood. So Moses was like, "Oh, okay, I'll go." So then God was like, "Oh, and one more thing, Moses - take your bro Aaron with you to talk to Pharaoh." And Moses was all like, "What? He's not exactly the most eloquent guy." But God was all like, "DO WHAT I SAY, MOSES!" So Moses and Aaron went to Egypt and did God's bidding. THE END.