Peter: Okay, so in Exodus 4, we got Moses goin' to Pharaoh and bein' like, "Hey, let my people go!" But Pharaoh's like, "Nah, bro, I'm not feelin' it." So Moses throws down his staff and it turns into a snake and Pharaoh's like, "Woah, that's like something out of a Batman comic book!"

Lois: But then God puts a bunch of plagues on Pharaoh, like turning the river into blood and all the frogs, and Pharaoh's like, "Alright, alright, I'll let your people go."

Stewie: But then Pharaoh changes his mind and sends an army after the Jews, so Moses raises his staff and parts the Red Sea, like a really awesome water slide.

Brian: Then the Jews walk across on dry land and the army follows them in, but then Moses raises his staff again and the sea closes back up, and the army is like, "Damn, that's some Matrix-level stuff right there."

Chris: And then the Jews make it to the other side and they party like it's 1999!