Peter: Alright, so Exodus 14 starts out with God telling Moses to make the Israelites turn around and head towards the Red Sea. Then Pharaoh and his chariots come chasing after them.
Lois: Oh no, they're gonna get caught!
Brian: Don't worry, God is on their side!
Stewie: Yeah, but God usually just helps people out when they make it look like they did it themselves. Like when he helped the Israelites by making a path through the Red Sea.
Peter: Yeah, just like in The Ten Commandments!
Lois: But then the Israelites were stuck on the opposite side of the Red Sea, and Pharaoh and his armies were coming after them.
Brian: Thank goodness God sent a strong east wind that blew all night, giving the Israelites a chance to escape.
Quagmire: Yeah, just like in the movie The Perfect Storm!
Peter: But then God made the waters return, and poor old Pharaoh and his armies all got drowned.
Lois: Just like in Titanic!
Stewie: But at least the Israelites were safe now, and they could continue on their journey.
Brian: And so ends the story of Exodus 14.