Peter: So, uh, in Exodus 19, God tells Moses to go up Mount Sinai and tell the people that if they obey God's laws, they will be His special possession and a kingdom of priests.

Lois: Ooh, I like the sound of that.

Stewie: Indeed, a kingdom of priests! But, I must say, if they don't obey God's laws, they'll be cursed with a plague of frogs. Or maybe some Justin Bieber music, that would be much worse.

Brian: Um, right. Anyway, the people agreed to obey God's laws, so Moses went up the mountain and God gave him two stone tablets with the Ten Commandments written on them.

Peter: Oh yeah, I remember that. Thou shalt not steal, thou shalt not kill...wait, what was the other one?

Lois: It was something about not taking God's name in vain.

Stewie: That's it! You shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who taketh His name in vain. Not even if it's in a really funny meme.

Brian: Alright, moving on. God also told Moses to consecrate the people and make sure they were clean before coming near the mountain.

Peter: That's good advice. I always make sure to take a shower before I go to church.

Lois: Peter!

Stewie: Haha, good one Peter.