Peter: So, uh, Exodus 8. Alright, so, get this: God tells Moses to go to Pharaoh and tell him to let the Israelites go. Pharaoh refuses, so God sends a plague of frogs, and Pharaoh's magicians can do the same thing. But then God sends a plague of gnats, and the magicians can't do that. So Pharaoh's like, "okay, whatever, you win, I'll let the Israelites go." But then God sends a plague of flies and Pharaoh's like, "No way, man, I ain't lettin' no one go!"

Lois: So then what happened?

Peter: So then God tells Moses, if Pharaoh still won't let the Israelites go, He's gonna send a plague of locusts and kill all the plants and crops in the land. And Pharaoh's like, "Oh, crap! Okay, okay, I'll let them go!" So God tells Moses to tell Pharaoh to let the Israelites go by morning. But then Pharaoh's like, "No, wait, I'm not doing that!" So God says, if Pharaoh won't let the Israelites go, then He's gonna make it so that Pharaoh's own people can't see each other.

Brian: Wow, that's pretty harsh.

Peter: Yeah, it really is. So Pharaoh's like, "Okay, okay, I'll let the Israelites go, but just not with their livestock." So God's like, "No way, man, it's all or nothing!" And then, God tells Moses to tell Pharaoh to let the Israelites go, or else God's gonna kill every firstborn in Egypt. And Pharaoh's like, "Oh, man, okay, I'll let them go!" So, Moses takes the Israelites out of Egypt, and that's the end of Exodus 8.