Peter: Okay, so in this chapter of Exodus, God tells Moses to make the priestly garments of fine linen and gold thread. And those included a breastplate with 12 precious stones, a turban, and a sash.

Lois: Hmm, like the one Justin Bieber wears?

Peter: No Lois, it was a bit more dignified than that. And then they also made the ephod, a garment for the high priest, which had two onyx stones.

Cleveland: Wasn't that the name of a really bad '90s movie?

Peter: No Cleveland, I don't think so. Anyway, the priests also had a robe, a cap, and a coat made from blue, purple, and scarlet yarn.

Brian: Sounds like a really lame fashion show.

Peter: Yeah, I guess. But the last item was a golden plate that was to be worn on the forehead with the words "Holy to the Lord" engraved on it.

Stewie: Like when Homer Simpson got an engraving at the mall?

Peter: Uh, sure, why not?