Alex Trebek: So tell me a bit about yourself, what do you do?

Contestant: Well, I like to summarize the Bible.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* What have you got for me today?

Contestant: Well, I'm currently summarizing Exodus 18. In this chapter, Jethro, Moses' father-in-law, visits him in the wilderness and upon seeing the burden Moses was bearing in leading the Israelites, he advises him to appoint officers and judges to help him manage the people. Moses does so, and the people are pleased with the change.

Alex Trebek: *groans* That's great, but can we talk about something else?