• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Sanctify unto me all the firstborn, whatsoever openeth the womb among the children of Israel, {both} of man and of beast: it {is} mine. / 3. And Moses said unto the people, Remember this day, in which ye came out from Egypt, out of the house of bondage; for by strength of hand the LORD brought you out from this {place}: there shall no leavened bread be eaten.

  • Norm

    Well, if you're looking for a good time, you won't be finding it in Exodus 13. In this chapter, God tells the Israelites that every first born of their livestock is to be dedicated to Him. He also commands them to observe the Passover and to celebrate the Feast of Unleavened Bread.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about Exodus 13. What's happening in this chapter? Bible Expert: This chapter talks about the Israelites leaving Egypt and the Lord's instructions to them about how to celebrate the Passover.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so let's move on to the next topic. Tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was actually just about to tell you about the thirteenth chapter of Exodus. Alex: (Sighing) Fine, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    EXODUS 13: Ok, listen up new recruits! In this chapter, God tells Moses to consecrate all the firstborn of both mankind and animals and set them apart for God. God also tells Moses to tell the people of Israel to observe the Feast of Unleavened Bread, eat unleavened bread for seven days, and not leave any of it until the seventh day.

  • Batman

    Batman: Alright Robin, in Exodus 13 we are told about the Lord's command to Moses to consecrate all the firstborn of the children of Israel, and to redeem them with a lamb or an unblemished kid of the goats.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack. Here's the deal, I'm not joking. My father used to say, literally, when the Egyptians let the Israelites go, the Lord commanded Moses to consecrate all the firstborn, the first issue of every womb among the Israelites, for it was the Lord who delivered them from the land of Egypt.

  • Donald Trump

    Exodus 13 is a terrific chapter about how the Lord instructed Moses to tell the people of Israel to dedicate all the firstborn of their flocks to God. This is a bigly deal, believe me. It was a symbol of how the Lord saved the firstborn of the Israelites from the plague of the firstborn in Egypt.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Hey Lois, I just finished reading Exodus 13 in the Bible. It's a real doozy." Lois: "What's it about, Peter?" Peter: "It's about the Lord instructing Moses and the Israelites to consecrate all the firstborn of their herds and flocks, and to set apart a lamb or a young goat from their herds as a Passover offering.