1. And the LORD said unto Moses, Depart, {and} go up hence, thou and the people which thou hast brought up out of the land of Egypt, unto the land which I sware unto Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, saying, Unto thy seed will I give it: →

So, this week on the Bible, we got Exodus 33, where God tells Moses to go ahead and lead his people to the Promised Land. But he also says that he's gonna have to do it without any divine assistance. Yup, God's totally gonna ghost Moses on this one. →

Joe: Alright, so what do we have here? Exodus 33, right? Bible Expert: Yes, Exodus 33. So this is a chapter that focuses on God’s relationship with Moses. Joe: Interesting! So what’s happening? Bible Expert: Well, essentially, God is speaking to Moses and telling him that he will be with him during the journey of the Israelites out of Egypt. →

Alex: "Well, what interesting stories have you heard recently?" Contestant: "I've been reading the Bible, and I just finished Exodus 33. It's about how God tells Moses to go to the tabernacle and wait while He passes by. →

Listen up, maggots! This is Exodus 33! God's gonna talk to Moses from a cloud, and He's gonna tell Moses to get His butt movin' and lead the Israelites out of Egypt. Moses is gonna get to the mountain, and God's gonna warn him to take his shoes off 'cause it's holy ground. →

Robin: Holy Biblical Chapter, Batman! What wacky adventures will this chapter bring us? Batman: It seems that the Lord has commanded Moses to leave the camp and meet with Him on the mountain. Joker: Ha ha ha! This sounds like a seriously silly situation! →

Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, thousands of years ago, Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt and the Lord said, "See here, Jack, I'm gonna send an angel before you and I'll take you to a land that's flowing with milk and honey. →

Exodus 33 is a terrific chapter and contains many amazing stories. God bless America! Moses was a huge believer in God and spoke to Him frequently. God revealed Himself to Moses in a burning bush and commanded Moses to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. →

Peter: Alright, so in Exodus 33, Moses is talking to God and he's like, "I want to know your ways." And God's like, "You can't see my face, but you can hang out with me and listen to me talk." Stewie: Like a soundboard! →