• King James Version

    1. Now the days of David drew nigh that he should die; and he charged Solomon his son, saying, / 2. I go the way of all the earth: be thou strong therefore, and shew thyself a man; / 3. And keep the charge of the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, to keep his statutes, and his commandments, and his judgments, and his testimonies, as it is written in the law of Moses, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, and whithersoever thou turnest thyself: {prosper: or, do wisely}

  • Norm

    So folks, we're in 1 Kings 2 now and things are heating up. King David is on his deathbed and he's giving his son Solomon some pretty heavy advice: obey God, carry out justice, and be strong. Apparently, he's been planning ahead because he's already set up some arrangements with some of his enemies, and he's making sure Solomon knows all about it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe Rogan: Alright, I'm here with an expert on the Bible and we're gonna talk about 1 Kings 2. Tell us what's going on in this chapter. Bible Expert: Well, the chapter begins with King David on his deathbed, giving his son Solomon a final charge.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what brings you on Jeopardy today? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about the Bible! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's nice, but can we talk about something else? Contestant: I don't mean to be rude, but I'd really like to discuss 1 Kings 2.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is 1 Kings Chapter 2. King David is old and about to die. He tells Solomon, his son, to obey God's commands, be strong and courageous. He tells him to make sure Joab and Shimei are punished for their wrongdoings.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must hurry! King David is on his deathbed and his last wish is for his son Solomon to be crowned King of Israel. Robin: Right away, Batman! Joker: Not so fast, heroes! I'm here to stop you from crowning King Solomon!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Solomon, King of Israel, is getting old and he knows his time is coming. He's got some instructions for his son and successor, Rehoboam. First off, he wants him to follow the Lord with all his heart.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Kings 2: King David is getting old and BIGLY knows that his time is nearly up, so he calls his son Solomon to his side and tells him to "Be strong and show yourself a man". He says Solomon must observe the Law of the Lord and be careful to obey it.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Kings 2. Let's see here. So after King David dies, his son Solomon takes the throne, and God tells him to do what is just and right. Lois: Wait, you mean like the singer? Peter: No, not Seal.