Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself…

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so let me tell you about 1 Kings 18.

Alex: (sighs) Ok. What's 1 Kings 18 about?

Contestant: It's about Elijah the prophet and the showdown between him and the prophets of Baal. Elijah challenged the false prophets to a contest to prove whose God was the true God. They agreed and Elijah proposed that they both offer a sacrifice on an altar, and the God who answered with fire would be the true God. The prophets of Baal offered their sacrifice, but nothing happened. When Elijah offered his sacrifice, God answered with fire and the people recognized that the God of Israel was the true God.

Alex: (rolls eyes) Alright, anything else?

Contestant: Yes, after this Elijah had the prophets of Baal arrested and killed, and then Elijah prayed for rain, which God sent.

Alex: (trying to contain his frustration) Great, that's… great. Anything else about you that you'd like to share?