Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I just wanted to let you know that 1 Kings 15 is a very important chapter in the Bible. It tells the story of King Asa of Judah, who was a righteous king and followed the Lord. He removed the high places and idols from the land, and he also waged war against the kingdom of Israel. He was successful in this endeavor, but he also made a treaty with the King of Syria, which displeased the Lord. As punishment, a prophet was sent to warn King Asa that he should have trusted in the Lord rather than in earthly alliances. King Asa repented of his mistake and was restored to the Lord's favor."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "That's interesting. So, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I just wanted to let you know that 1 Kings 16 is also a very important chapter in the Bible. It tells the story of King Baasha of Israel, who was an evil king and did not follow the Lord. He destroyed the temple of the Lord and built his own temple in its place. He also waged war against Judah and killed many innocent people. As punishment, the Lord sent a prophet to warn him of his wickedness, and King Baasha was eventually killed by his own people."

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* "Alright, so what do you do in your spare time?"

Contestant: "Well, I just wanted to let you know that 1 Kings 17 is another important chapter in the Bible. It tells the story of the great prophet Elijah, who performed many miracles and brought the Israelites back to the Lord. He performed a great feat of courage when he challenged the priests of Baal on Mount Carmel. After a great show of faith, the Lord sent down fire from heaven, proving that He is the one true God. Elijah then was taken up to heaven in a whirlwind."

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* "Yes, yes, that's all very interesting. Now, what about your hobbies?"