Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, did you know that in 1 Kings 22, King Ahab of Israel and King Jehoshaphat of Judah join forces to fight against the Syrians?

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's...interesting. What else do you like to do?

Contestant: Well, King Ahab consults with his prophets and they all say to attack, but Jehoshaphat insists on consulting the Lord. So, the Lord sends a prophet to warn Ahab not to go to battle, but Ahab ignores the warning and goes anyway.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] I'm sure that's very important, but I'd rather hear about your hobbies or something.

Contestant: Oh, sure. So, Ahab is killed in the battle, and Jehoshaphat narrowly escapes. The Lord then sends a prophet to tell Jehoshaphat that he has done well by consulting the Lord.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] Enough with the Bible! Tell me something else.