Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's move on to the next topic. Now, tell me a bit about yourself-

Contestant: Well, I was just about to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Revelation 13.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] What is this now?

Contestant: It's a book in the Bible that talks about a beast with seven heads and ten horns. It says the beast will be given power and authority over the entire world.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls his eyes] Wonderful. Anything else?

Contestant: The beast will also have a mouth that speaks great things, and will be allowed to make war against the people who follow God. The beast's number is 666.

Alex Trebek: [Annoyed] Okay, I think we've heard enough. Let's move on.