Alright listen up, you maggots! Revelation 13 says that a beast with seven heads and ten horns will arise from the sea. It will be given power by the dragon and it will blaspheme God, making war against other believers. It will be allowed to conquer the whole world and force everyone to worship the beast and receive its mark. There will be a second beast, coming out of the earth, that will perform signs and wonders to deceive many people. This beast will cause everyone to receive the mark of the first beast. Anyone who does not receive the mark will be killed or thrown into a lake of fire. Now march!