"Alright, listen up you maggots! This is Revelation 10! We've got a powerful angel coming down from Heaven with a little book in his hand. He puts his foot on the sea and his other foot on the land, and he shouts out a mighty shout that will last forever and ever. He then eats the book, and it tastes sweet in his mouth. After that, he's told to go and prophesy to many people and nations and languages! That's it! Got it? Good! Now get back to work!"