Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I was just reading the Bible, and I wanted to share with you what I learned. In Revelation 7, we learn that an angel commands another angel to seal 144,000 servants of God with a mark on their foreheads. This group is made up of 12,000 people from each of the 12 tribes of Israel."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "That's interesting, but can you tell me something about yourself that has nothing to do with the Bible?

Contestant: "Sure. I'm a music enthusiast and I love to play the guitar."

Alex Trebek: "Ah, that's much better. So, tell me a bit about your guitar playing."

Contestant: "Well, back to the Bible. In Revelation 7, we learn that after the 144,000 are sealed, a great multitude from every nation, tribe, people, and language stand before the throne of God. They are wearing white robes and are waving palm branches, and they are shouting praises to God!"

Alex Trebek: *groans* "OK, I give up. Let's just move on to the next question."