• King James Version

    1. And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

  • Norm

    Well folks, it's time for another chapter in the Bible. This time it's Revelation 7. We've got four angels standing at the four corners of the Earth, ready to blow their trumpets and bring about some harsh judgments.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? What's the deal with Revelation 7? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is about the 144,000 chosen ones who will be sealed by God in order to protect them from the wrath of God that is about to come upon the earth.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I was just reading the Bible, and I wanted to share with you what I learned. In Revelation 7, we learn that an angel commands another angel to seal 144,000 servants of God with a mark on their foreheads.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! Revelation 7 is about a vision the Apostle John had of an angel with a seal of God. This angel sealed 144,000 of the 12 tribes of Israel on their foreheads. Then John saw a great multitude of people from all nations, tribes, and peoples standing before the throne, praising God! God is worthy of all our praise recruits! So, don't forget that, you hear me? Now, go out there and show God you got what it takes!"

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, look! It's a vision from an angel. Robin: What does it show, Batman? Batman: A great multitude of people from every nation on Earth, all wearing white robes and holding palm branches!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal - Revelation 7 is a real eye-opener. Literally, it's the chapter that made my father say - and I'm not joking - "C'mon, man, what was that?" You see, it starts off with four angels - uh, you know, no malarkey - standing at the four corners of the Earth.

  • Donald Trump

    Revelation 7 is an amazing chapter! It starts with a huge angel proclaiming with a loud voice that there should be no more damage done to the Earth or the sea. Then, four angels appear with power to damage the Earth and the sea, but they are stopped by another angel.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Revelation 7, it's all about these four creatures. They're like angels and they're standing at the four corners of the Earth, and they're holding back the four winds so they won't hurt the Earth.